“I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Blue-Eyed Devil
We’ve all been there.
I know, I know….”but Lye, it’s soooooo good”.
Resist, my brothers and sisters!
Enjoy the peen but don’t let the peen hypnotize you!
Even if you’re like this woman:
But dick is amazing though….ugh.
Me: I’m really into some kinda weird stuff. Are you into kinky sex?
Them: Oh definitely. I love hair pulling and neck biting, I’m REALLY kinky.
Me: No.. You don’t understand.
Me: Oh is that kinky to you? I bet you call that rough sex too huh?
My face at the play party I went to a few weeks back.
cis-woman one should date one….or know one….or have even seen one…
or ask for one for Christmas.
There’s a difference between
"Oh …yea…I eat pussy"
"I thoroughly love eating pussy. I get it in my nose…ears…eyes…beard…I love it"