Peace, Love, and Orgasms...


Jason Momoa for Men’s Health UK October issue (x)

You know the type of things I would do to this man….

*catches the holy ghost*

LAWD!

He’d make a good sub.

The training would be fun…long and hard…

*purrs*

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Yes yes…they do.
But they take lots of training. 
*purrs*

Yes yes…they do.

But they take lots of training. 

*purrs*

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Need to start working out again…
or dieting….
or both…
or I can just eat these boxes of donuts and Cheetos then masturbate.
O.o
*purrs*

Need to start working out again…

or dieting….

or both…

or I can just eat these boxes of donuts and Cheetos then masturbate.

O.o

*purrs*

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prochoiceamerica:

Women make up TWO-THIRDS of minimum wage workers. Access to affordable birth control is critical to their economic success.

I rest my case.
My IUD was $1000 but thanks to ‘Obamacare’….it cost me nothing because my employer stays out of my business. 
*purrs*

prochoiceamerica:

Women make up TWO-THIRDS of minimum wage workers. Access to affordable birth control is critical to their economic success.

I rest my case.

My IUD was $1000 but thanks to ‘Obamacare’….it cost me nothing because my employer stays out of my business. 

*purrs*

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Anonymous said: What are the primary benefits of enforced male chastity?

femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial:

- It prevents him from masturbating. Male masturbation is a filthy habit. It’s addictive, selfish, and disrespectful to women. Chronic masturbation has the effect of substantially diminishing a man’s natural sexual desire for his wife of girlfriend. It unfortunately teaches him that his orgasm is primary, and hers is secondary.

- Because he can’t even get an erection without her permission, it instantly changes the dynamics of the relationship.

- It keeps his sexual focus and energy on his wife or girlfriend.

- It will substantially increase his desire to orally service his wife or girlfriend.

- It serves as a constant reminder to him of her authority.

- Because it makes his orgasms entirely dependent on her generosity, it positively incentivizes him to honor her, respect her, and motivates him to please.

- It gives him the time and opportunity to substantially improve and perfect his oral skills.

- It reinforces the idea that pussy is a precious gift that must be earned, and is to be savored and appreciated on those rare occasions when he does get it.

- It teaches him that sexual activity with his wife or girlfriend doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with his penis.

- It deepens his submission to her, and will cause him to worship the ground she walks on.

- It will significantly improve his attitude, and make him more generous, caring, kind, respectful, and loving. It will help soften the sharper edges of his me-first masculinity. It will make him more of a listener than a talker.

- It helps prepares him for the eventuality of anal penetration, and getting the strap-on. Because his penis isn’t being sexually stimulated, it has the effect of gradually turning other parts of his body into erogenous zones, particularly his anus and his prostate. With patience and persistence, he can be trained to orgasm from stimulation in that region via your finger, or the strap-on.

- If his orgasms are consistently controlled and severely restricted, he will eventually get to the point where he will do just about anything to cum. You’ll be amazed by what he’ll do for you.

And there you have it folks.

*purrs*


Side note: I love male masturbation. It’s not filthy. :)

"How you like yo eggs, boy? Fried or fertilized?!?"*purrs*

"How you like yo eggs, boy? Fried or fertilized?!?"

*purrs*

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I’m convinced that surprise morning head is not a thing. It typically goes:Me: *rubs on peen*Him: *fidgets*Me: *rubs on balls*Him: *stops moving and wakes up*Me: *strokes dick*Him: *opens eyes* meh. Quit it. I’m sleepy… *falls back to sleep*Me: *pouts*But I guess I get it. I love my sleep. Probably more than peen. Ok probably not more than peen. On numerous occasions, I’ve stayed up way too long fucking and sucking. Hm well I probably like sleep more than surprise morning head. Yea. That sounds about right. :)Too bad his morning wood is poking me in the ass right now. Ugh. Goddamn morning wood! It’s so hard and long and strong. I want it in my mouth right now but all I can do is lay here and blog about it.  *purrs*

I’m convinced that surprise morning head is not a thing. It typically goes:

Me: *rubs on peen*
Him: *fidgets*
Me: *rubs on balls*
Him: *stops moving and wakes up*
Me: *strokes dick*
Him: *opens eyes* meh. Quit it. I’m sleepy… *falls back to sleep*
Me: *pouts*

But I guess I get it. I love my sleep. Probably more than peen. Ok probably not more than peen. On numerous occasions, I’ve stayed up way too long fucking and sucking. Hm well I probably like sleep more than surprise morning head. Yea. That sounds about right. :)

Too bad his morning wood is poking me in the ass right now. Ugh. Goddamn morning wood! It’s so hard and long and strong. I want it in my mouth right now but all I can do is lay here and blog about it.

*purrs*

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Do people that like big asses like jiggly ones only? What if it’s mostly muscle? Asking for…a friend…with reasons. *purrs*

Do people that like big asses like jiggly ones only? What if it’s mostly muscle? Asking for…a friend…with reasons.

*purrs*

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It’s that time again. 

*purrs*

It’s that time again.

*purrs*

Hm.
If I said this…it wouldn’t be the craziest shit I’ve said to him.

*purrs*

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*gasps*IDEAS!!!!:)Hm. What if it was a retractable leash? Oooor what if I tie it to the couch while I go to the store? Ha. Ideas….*purrs*

*gasps*

IDEAS!!!!

:)

Hm. What if it was a retractable leash? Oooor what if I tie it to the couch while I go to the store?

Ha. Ideas….

*purrs*

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How I feel on payday.*purrs*

How I feel on payday.

*purrs*

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king-of-gore-deactivated2014090 said: I love this blog. Haha.

*squeals and blushes*

Well thank you!

*purrs*

Always.
*purrs*

Always.

*purrs*

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And then I will bite your hand and scratch your face if you pet me too hard. Or shit on your laptop when you ignore me. *purrs*

And then I will bite your hand and scratch your face if you pet me too hard. Or shit on your laptop when you ignore me.

*purrs*

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