I need to get my wardrobe together.
I have way too many clothes to be dressing the way I do.
And yes, Lye, your ass looks big in that.
Get over it.
in the criminal justice system, we don’t say “i love you” we say “sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous” which basically translates to “the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit,” and i think that’s beautiful
This man right here. Woo lawd. He’s the main reason I watched the show (aside from the interesting storylines and how some cases were ripped from the headlines).
Anonymous asked: how do you give a girl an orgasm?
I laughed too hard and snorted.
After this period is over, I need more frilly, lacy panties.
I need them for reasons.